Just something random I thought I'd do.
So, every week I will (try) to make a problem solver or life lessons:
1. Denial can be used in any and all situations.
2. If you're stuttering during and argument, you're probably wrong.
3. Today is the tomorrow you feared yesterday.
4. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (I'm tellin you, TF2 is an obsessive disease)
5. Love is like a roll of tape, it makes two things one.
6. Don't inhale pillows.
7. Follow the dollar.
8. Humans are like slinkies, pretty useless, but really fun to watch fall down stairs.
9. If you do things right, nobody will know you've done anything at all.
Posted
05-01-2008 5:35 AM
by
Zurthas Gunflick